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In the movie The To Do List used this as the background music of its opening credits. By Griffin Wynne Aug. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires.

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You're so far down in this deep hole and it me. I am a lady in every aspect and I deserve the best. I lovethe beachgulfing ,pool, hiking I am not waiting for anything outher than friends I miss the closeness of having a bff close by who I could tell anything to I am a little shy but open up fastly I love to write my husband says im a jabber mouth lol I guess hes right. I am looking for something that may work out to be on going and not a 1 timer.

You cant get to know someone through emails, face to face to feel the energy of the other person, and to see the sincerty in their eyes. Maybe it could lead into a regular thing, maybe not.

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